DAYS OF THE WEEK, sung by Zoe S

Monday, Monday, Oh I love my Monday
Monday, Monday, Oh I love my MONDAY!
At the final Monday, she yells the word and throws her arms up into the air

Tuesday, Tuesday, Oh I love my Tuesday
Tuesday, Tuesday, Oh I love my TUESDAY!
Same thing here

Wednesday, Wednesday, Oh I love my Wednesday
Wednesday, Wednesday, Oh I love my WEDNESDAY!
Ditto

Thursday, Thursday, Oh I love my Thursday
Thursday, Thursday, Oh I love my THURSDAY!
You guessed it

Friday, Friday, Oh-
She stops singing, a puzzled look on her face.

Wait, erase that ... cause we don't usually sing it on Fridays.
This is where I start laughing.

Let me start over.
Right here I'm trying not to visibly cringe

But just from Thursday.
Sigh of relief

Thursday, Thursday, Oh I love my Thursday...

You can't make this stuff up.